“Dad, I really need .50 cents to get a news paper.”
“Well, you’ll need to get change from the ice cream store to buy a newspaper.”
Dad leafs through his wallet and finds a five. He hands it to Wyatt showing him the note written of the face of the bill in sharpie.
“See what is written on the front? To Aspen from the tooth fairy.”
“Dad … How did you get this?”
“Well I don’t know, they gave it to me at the store.”
“Dad, that raises even more questions, how did this make it to circulation?”